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1. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

2. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

3. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

4. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

5. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

6. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.

7. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.

8. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need

9. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

10. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

11. "I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?"

12. There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?

13. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

14. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

15. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

16. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

17. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to?

18. Would you like to see my circumcision scar?

19. Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?

20. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

21. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!

You go hard

- Yes you do,

but when I go

- It's a magic show

GRAOW I'm a CAT

I shower naked. How naughty of me!

Idag när vi var på väg hem så körde mamma, det var massor med is på vägen och rätt knöligt så fifflade jag med något och så guppade det till och jag slog i huvudet på den där grejen som bältet åker igenom ni vet... Fick tom ett sår i huvudet, så hårt slog jag i!! Fan vad ont det gjorde. Inte så smidigt av mig kanske?

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Ganska roligt ändå.

Finns inget bättre!

Riktiga män har sex-pack i kylen, inte på magen!

Jag hatar verkligen när mina nycklar inte sitter i storleksordning och med alla taggar åt samma håll.

Om SJ hade skött tågtrafiken i Nazityskland hade förintelsen aldrig ägt rum

Dom här oerhört vackra jeansen från inga mindre än ACNE(!!) gör mig rörd till tårar. Dom är så vackra att jag vill ta på dom, titta på dom, duscha med dom, sova med dom. Det vackraste jag sett nästan.